(Source: frahk, via technicolorsunsetsky)
I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today
(via the-dalek-in-221b)
No one gets lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
(via your-miasma)
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(via the-dalek-in-221b)
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
(via fake-mermaid)
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
(Source: battasenpai, via piercethebeau)
if i don’t insult you at least three times a minute where’re not real friends
where’re
where’re’re
where’re’re’re
(via the-dalek-in-221b)